Thursday, April 30, 2009

お久しぶり!

DAMN.

So sorry to keep everyone waiting! Shit, life's been on the rag for a while for me, giving me shit...to put the cherry on top of things and my busy schedule, my trusty laptop bailed on me, progressively getting worse and worse...I think it got that swine flu from looking at too much porn, but shit happens when you're up to no good.

Well here's a small update of what's been going on and what might be poppin' off in the near future:

-Gained weight from eating too much Ramen lately. Damn I swear if I was pregnant, Ramen would be choice food fiending. Look out for Ramen scavenger hunts in the future on my blog, I'll try to keep everyone posted on the hottest spots to chow down...

-So, I fell in love with San Diego. Not used to it yet, but the people I met at the Outsiders BMX Track Attack day were pretty fuckin' chill...madd love. Thanks to Jape, I've been fiending to BMX...shit is exhilirating! Not recommended drunk though...YACK.

-Been trying to clean up. Trying to stay sober for most of my day...shit is hard.

-@ Crepe Shack, shit has been legit, we got Japanese sticker club picture booths! Fuck yeah we do, that shit is first in our area...I haven't really seen that many people take advantage of it, and the fact that it's 2 bucks cheaper than anywhere else, it's weird...but no one really knows. Wait till news spreads over to our Extension Center...all hell breaks loose.

-Sold my turntables...sad. That's like selling my soul...

That's pretty much what's been going on...got more shit to say but shit ya'll probably don't wanna hear...EVENTUALLY, I'll get a twitter, but I'm afraid it's gonna make me stray away from Blogger...that's pussy ass bitch feet blogging!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Baby Ajax`s 11th Birthday Surprise

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Damn right it`s morphing time...from being 23 straight back to 11...back when the Power Rangers were just damn dinosaurs and white tigers, back when soggy Cinnamon Toast crunch would float around in half empty bowls of milk while the newest episodes of Doug played back to back followed by Samurai Pizza Cats on early Saturday mornings...everyone`s gotta remember that. How blissful young adolescence is...so naive yet absorbent to every bit of intellectual stimulation. For some of us...watching MTV was porno back in the day...my boy AJ here, was one of the most sexually stimulated boys on the block...and it still lingers in that dick tip of his...

Baby Ajax: Where do I start Baby Boy? AJ, you`ve been my little brother since I moved to Cali...always cruising on your Schwinns while I scraped by with my motorcycle bike. You hated me cause I played hockey and you were a baller...sorry man, that`s just how we roll over on the east coast...it`s comedy how we became hella close especially after your dad chewed me out for calling Alexis a fat cow...hahaha! good shit dude, but now she`s totally my lil sister...your mom`s always been more than a mother to me too, she`s a saint, I love her so much man. Damn dogg, we went through a lot of shit together man, but we never bumped heads and we never hated once on each other...no matter what dogg, I know that we always have each other`s back. It just sucks now that you don`t live 2 corners away from me anymore...

I really miss my childhood in Cali because of you...you were my first friend in Cali...fuck Jerwin (A-win...AHAHHA!) he was such a fuckin` fob, but I lingered because he had Playstation and Dragonball tapes...but when it came down to adventuring off on bikes to McKinley, ah shit, you know we would always roll...rain OR shine...hahahaha. Man, my cheeks hurt right now dogg...damn AJ, wish we were little kids again FUCK...Remember when you left your watch at Aburndale? fuck dogg, you crazy boy...hopping 10ft. fences and shit...speaking of fences...remember when we knocked Jan off the tennis court fences at Centennial?! AHAHAHA! Damn! that fuckin` Poon-ipino...

Seriously, the main reason why I feel so connected to Corona is because of you man...we totally explored every aspect of it on our bikes, by foot, takin the fuckin` bus...damn man we lived the streets of Corona man...sometimes I think if it weren`t for our cars we would have still been riding bikes everywhere....and I think that`s kinda what seperates a little...when we didn`t have licenses and shit, we wouldn`t give a fuck about going to parties and shit, just geing boba in OC, checkin` out bitches, racing fools, playing Gran Turismo, watching movies...damn shit was madd lax...but we gotta move on man, gotta make ends meet...gotta go forward.

Now my summers and vacations are so hectic and busy with work and school and shit...while before we would wake up late...come over each others house, eat cereal, bacon, spam, egg, and rice...fuck yeah man...that`s real FOOD. I never remembered us ever getting dressed to go out and kick it either...just basketball short and whatever shirts, but we would go everywhere...even when we kicked it in high school we would just carry our wallets, keys, and phones and just walk around like that...go to the Block just to peep bitches, go to Korean video stores...waste gas, money...time...shit was fun as fuck man...and we could never leave each other till late at night...no one calling us, just us chillin...fuck we even worked out a grip too! damn, we had it all dogg, money, time, healthy as fuck, fit and in shape...now I`m falling apart...being drunk and faded...fuck that.

Throughout junior high school we didn`t really see each other that much till vacations...but when we started high school together, shit was in full effect...Of course you remember the car rides to school in the back seat of your van...HAHAHA! Popping boners and shit! AHAHAHA! See man, we were bad mother fuckers back then...so perverted...still are man, and I don`t give a fuck. High school was sick as fuck man, especially since we saw each other everyday...never got tired of it man, cause shit would be me and you making fun of Ronny, going to tennis and just chillin`...tennis was so dope man, so glad you were there...greatest part of my high school memories...going from school to school peeping bitches...hell yeah!

CARS. Fuck man...that`s what we`ve always been about man...thanks to you I gained madd proper knowledge of mechanics...you a smart kid AJ, takes a lot of discpline to be in that field and you def got it...I love driving around with you man, from the piss-smelling 4-Runner to Yoko...shit was always crazy fun...damn we were bad as fuck sometimes, egging niggas on freeways...AHAHAHAH! damn straight chased all over OC...young ass mother fuckers fucking with fools in their territory...but fuck it! we made it alive through that shit...you always had balls when it came to driving...and you`re the only person I could ever trust to get my Yoko out of trouble in Ontario...fuck man, you a driver dogg...hard as fuck.

AJ, dogg I could totally reminisce all day on my blog...but it`s better when we kick back and do it in person...shit is so funny...Nigga, you more than fam to me, and I always got your back no matter what, even if we barely speak or we barely see each other, I always got you on lock right here in my heart dogg. I mean that whole-heartedly...and I seriously would do anything for you man...ANYTHING, no questions asked. AJ, I LOVE YOU DOGG....Happy Birthday Man.


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Pride Rock
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Boyz In The Hood
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The next Roque to fulfill our dynasty...
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Danny Tequila est. 2009
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Of course...
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Weh!
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Pinata: HANDLED
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Made great party hats though...
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...and awesome goodies inside!
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...those ain`t suckers nig.
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Spermicide Free
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Looks like AJ found a lil sumthin sumthin for later...
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You so cute Weh...
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Round Two: CHEERS!
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Cory invented this sex swing in like 2 minutes...sexually appropiate
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Mmmm...peep them goods.
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HOPE YOU HAD FUN A-YAY!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

DOOM`S DAY 2009 @ The Honda Center

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First and foremost, Big Dick Philly Boy Master, I apologize for making you so wet and waiting...Second, I love you Beau. I got three plus words for everyone...QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK....GOOOOOOO DUCKS! Been a Ducks/Avalanche fan since Hans was still sharpening skates and before Coach Bombay became a crack head in Anaheim trying to fuck Charlie`s mom...Before Triple Deeks were cool...before Goldberg died of obesity...ya feel me? Doom`s got the privellage to play on the same ice as the Ducks...real shit...haven`t touched ice for a minute but seeing my boy handle it made me wanna get back into it...Dooms got real fam out to support him, we love you Big Poppa...

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Of course ya know how we pre-party...Holla at yo boy Rossi!
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What`s that Kenny? It`s gettin` real hot up in those thermos...
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Mmmmm....
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A Barrett Moment
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That`s Blue Balls Deep right hurrr....
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FaG Squad Representin`!
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Tailgaters Anonymous
For all of you who haven`t tailgated before...best watch closely, this how it`s done...PROPER. No Civics and hatchbacks here son...

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Multiplied
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CHYEAH! My new number one 1 homie, this KAI everyone...please believe...ladies, tug em to the side...
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Matty the Rat...you wait Matty, you`re gonna come out of the closet too...
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Sager...already? Always layed out...
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BACK 2 BACK...Nascar X 5&ADime Collab coming Fall 2069
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Ladies & Gentlemen...
World`s Greatest Failure:

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Way ta go Le Sager Jr.
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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